Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle with our collection of electric car jokes, just perfect for adding to your Christmas cracker jokes! From ‘shockingly’ bad puns to ‘current’ gags, these jokes are so groan-worthy, that they’re guaranteed to spark joy at any festive gathering. Dive into our blog post for a jolt of humour that’s just right for the festive season!
If I flip my Nissan electric car, does that mean I’m turning over a new Leaf?
What is an EV’s least favourite type of sweet? Shock-olate.
Electric cars prefer circuit training.
My electric car ran out of power last night, I was de-lighted.
Dyson is planning to release an electric car… I bet it’ll suck.
Two electric car owners were caught fighting over a charging port. The police reported it was a highly charged environment and one man did socket to the other, and they are amping up patrols in the area.
Before Elon Musk started Tesla, was he just called Lon Musk.
A friend of mine ran over a pedestrian with his electric car and police have said he is going to be charged with battery.
Why did the EV apply for a new job? It wanted a positive career change.
Next year, Apple plans to make an electric car, but will it come with windows installed?
Apple is making an electric car, but you’ll have to buy a different charging adapter to those everyone else uses.
Apple is planning on getting a fully autonomous EV in production, the steering wheel is an optional extra and will be sold separately for £5,000.
Chevrolet is introducing a fully electric car. Many think it will be re-Volting.
What do an electric car owner and a person suffering from diarrhoea have in common? They both hope they can make it home.
My Irish friend tried to develop his own electric car… the only problem was It didn’t have great range, because he couldn’t get a long enough extension lead!
If you break down in an electric SUV, you can use the AA, but if you break down in an Electric Mini, you must use triple A’s.
Do you need a “current” licence to be able to drive an electric car?
Name an electric car’s favourite pop song: Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant.
What is an electric cars favourite rock band: AC/DC
I went into an electric car showroom and asked how much they charge.
Why was the electric car great at quizzes? It knew all about “current” affairs.
What’s an EV’s favourite superhero? Flash.
Is the new Dodge electric car going to be called the Dodge Chargeable?
Why did the EV bring a pillow on the road with him? In case he needed a power nap.
Why did the EV and charging cord call off their relationship? Because there was no spark between them.
I can’t afford to pay for electricity. These are dark times.
Name a German electric car. It’s a ‘Voltswagen’ – shocking, right?
In “wrapping up” our collection of electric car jokes, we’ve certainly “charged” through a circuit of chuckles and groans. Perfectly fitting for any Christmas cracker, these puns might not be the quickest route to belly laughs, but they’re guaranteed to add a “spark” of fun to your festive celebrations. Whether you’re an EV enthusiast or just a fan of good old-fashioned wordplay, remember that the season’s joy often comes in simple, shared moments – and maybe a few eye-roll-inducing jokes, so “plug in” to the festive spirit! Happy Christmas! from the CheapElectricCars Team.
